…of the year.
Ok, obligatory list time. (except I forgot to finish it and now I don’t care anymore.)
Sportsman of the Year: Michael Vick. Sure not the best pet owner ever, but seriously, have you seen him play this year. If two years in the joint would give me that talent, I’d string up a Poodle right now. Hon. Mention: Cliff Lee, for saying “fuck you” to the Yankees and the Sox.
Video Game of the Year: Red Dead Redemption. Never has such a little piece of plastic given so much. Absolutely incredible. Hon. Mention: Alan Wake.
Movie of the Year: Inception. Even if you didn’t understand it, it was fun to watch. BTW, can we all agree now that Avatar fucking sucked?
Junk Food of the Year: Dill Pickle Pringles. Fucking awesome.
Song of the Year: Cee Lo Green’s masterful “Fuck You”. Catchy, eloquently stated and delivers it’s message perfectly.





